Congratulations, you found the super secret giveaway!
Hey there, my name is Hans. I made the packaging you just ripped open! I went rogue and made this giveaway, please don't tell my bosses.
We're (I'm) giving away 3 custom ear covers to our customers! Only your imagination will stand in the way, we'll set you in contact with an amazing ear maker and pay their commission. All you have to do is enter your email address and order number below! I'll announce the winner once all the pre-orders have been sent out.